Even while being evil, the moment he gets wet he pulls a face like Edmund Talbot being drenched by a wave…

This line popped into my head and I promptly cried.
AND NONA IS A PATOOTIE AND WROTE A FIC FOR IT. READ IT. AAAAAAAAAAAAAH. SHE’S SO NICE TO ME.
(Please do not remove the fic link or I will come find you so help me god)
wHy
hello yes, 911 send me an aMBULANCE
I’m literally in tears right now. This would be so perfect and heartbreaking.

THIS SI SSOOO FUNNY I KNOW ITS SUPPOSED TO BE LIKE ARTISTIC BUT OH MY GO D LOOK AT HER SENSUAL FACEAND THE FLAMINGO IS JUST LIKST “OH MY GOD WHATS GOING ON”
can you document the exact moment your life started going downhill?
i can
me too
can’t forget this one

No, friend, let me explain you a thing.oH JESUS CHRIST I AM DYING
i think u should seek medical attention